MAGA Math Might Be Tapping Us Along
Anywhere, USA – I admit that I am not a math major, but I can count. In a Time Magazine interview intended to review his first 100 days, Trump said he has already made 200 deals and spoken to Chinese President Xi Jinping. That’s great until you realize that there are only 195 countries in the world.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent explained that Trump may have been talking about “subdeals.” Did he sell 200 submarines? Did he buy 200 subs from Jersey Mike’s? Has he made 200 subtractions for articles of the Constitution and Bill of Rights? No one in the administration will list one country with whom a deal has been made.
You may call Trump stupid, but our boy is catching on to the fact that Putin is ‘tapping me along.” Does Putin look at our fearless leader in his electric blue suit and long red ties and say, “I’d tap that?” Is he referring to how a cat will keep pawing something off the edge of a dresser or table? Is it something he and his buddy Vlad do when sharing a urinal? No one I know has any clue what that expression means, but it doesn’t sound good. Trust me, Vlad, you don’t want to make Trump mad, or he might tweet for you to “Stop!” again. Then, Maybelline Model Vance will call you out for being an ingrate. You don’t want that. Consider yourself warned.