Elon Musk Voodoo Doll Becomes the Number One Selling Product on Amazon, E-bay, and Walmart. Manufacturers Can’t Keep up With Demand

Seattle, WA – Just in the past two weeks, a voodoo doll of Elon Musk was requested initially by one of his baby mamas who attended SuperBowl LIX in New Orleans. Fans saw it on the SkyCam, and it took off from there. The Priestess who made the original was smart enough to patent it and sold licenses to the three large retailers.

“I’m just sitting here watching my bank account grow,” her sultry laugh filled the room. “If it keeps going, I might just buy that freaky sum bitch out, then fire his ass. Ain’t nobody gonna by his cars no more.”

Neither could be reached for comment when asked if it caused tension between the Trump tech supplicants (Musk and Bezos). Zuckerberg, however, said he saw one on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. “I’m not sure it was Elon, however. It looks more like his son, X Æ A-12. I know the president was not very fond of him.”